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Retired Machinist Humor Tee - Only Way Happier

Retired Machinist Humor Tee - Only Way Happier

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This retired machinist humor tee is a playful way to celebrate a new chapter in life with a nod to the trade identity that never really goes away. The design features a lighthearted twist on retirement, using tools and mechanical imagery to add a fun touch to the phrase 'Only Way Happier.' It's a great choice for retired machinists who still wear their trade pride with a sense of humor and want to express their unique mindset. Made from 100% cotton, this classic unisex tee is comfortable, versatile, and easy to style with layered streetwear outfits. It's also a trendy choice, with a fabric weight of 5.0-5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) and a range of color options including Sport Grey, Ash Grey, and Heather colors. Plus, the open-end yarn, tubular fabric, and taped neck and shoulders add to its quality construction. Show off your retired machinist pride with this fun and stylish tee, perfect for everyday wear or as a gift for a fellow retired machinist.

Retired Machinist, Only Way Happier – Machinist Humor
This design celebrates retirement with a lighthearted machinist twist, using tools and mechanical imagery to keep the trade identity front and center. The phrase suggests that even after leaving the job, the machinist mindset never really goes away, it just comes with more freedom and less stress. It is a great self-expression design for retired machinists who still wear their trade pride with humor.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6

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