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With its playful yet clever design, this tee is perfect for machinists, CNC operators, or anyone who appreciates a good joke with a technical twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\nThere’s No Place Like G28 X0 Y0 Z0 – Machinist Humor\u003cbr\u003e\nThis design turns CNC machine language into a niche machinist joke, using the phrase “There’s No Place Like G28 X0 Y0 Z0.” The humor comes from referencing a familiar return-to-home machine command in a way that only machinists and CNC operators will instantly appreciate. 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