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It comes in a range of sizes and colors, making it a great choice for anyone who enjoys humorous, self-expression designs that also look great. Get one for yourself or as a gift for a machinist who appreciates a good laugh and a good tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\nMachinist Definition: Wizard, Magician – Machinist Humor\u003cbr\u003e\nThis design is styled like a mock dictionary entry, describing a machinist as someone who solves problems others cannot and makes precision decisions with imperfect information. The “see also: wizard, magician” line adds the joke that machinists often seem to work miracles in the shop. 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