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Whether you're heading out for a day on the water or just want to add some personality to your everyday style, this tee is a fun and bold choice that will make you stand out in a crowd.\u003c\/p\u003e\nI’m the Captain, Let’s Assume I’m Always Right – Boating Humor\u003cbr\u003e\nA sarcastic captain-themed design featuring the phrase “I’m the Captain. To Save Time, Let’s Assume I’m Always Right.” The joke combines boating authority with the familiar personality of someone who likes having the final word. 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